Q: Are you a watermelon?
A: No, but I am a turtle that flies...

Q: How do you do your hair?
A: It's like this when I wake up!

Q: People seem to pick on you alot when asking these questions. I feel sorry for you. *hugs you*
A: Finally someone who doesn't want to feed me to crocodiles or pretend to be me or scare me!

Q: do you like food?
A: I like food, but I wouldn't want to be food. That would suck...

Q: which one do you like more, sata andagi or tomo?
A: *stare*

Q: What are your feelings on the use of corporal punishment in the class room?
A: I'm all for it, at least with the male students.. er, you better not tell anyone I said that!

Q: What did you teach, poor innocent, chiyo-chan when you were drunk during that last visit to the beach house?
A: I was too drunk to remember...

Q: What would a guy have to do to get your attention?
A: He'd have to be cooler than Sakaki-san!

Q: Can't you just be content with your wife, and not lust after school girls?
A: But school girls are so good to look at!

Q: How would you feel if someone was doing to your daughter, what your doing to Kaorin?
A: I would deal with them myself...

Q: Can I count on you, in the future, to help me and others, make the world a better place for all?
A: Yes!

Q: Is Santa Claus real?
A: Maybe. But he's a very cruel man, so I don't care either way...

Q: How much would a super special Tomo-chan Tutoring session cost me?
A: How much do you have?

Q: What's your favorite tool to punish students with?
A: Embarassment is good. And blackmail. You can even keep pesky gym teachers in line with that!

Q: So, exactly when did your ego get out of control?
A: That's none of your concern. Now bow down and worship the greatness that is me!

Q: Do your best Sempai!
A: Thank you <^_^>!

Q: Did you ever think of making your liviing as an Idol?
A: I certainly have! But my awesome talent is wasted on the people of Japan!

Q: Does life exist elsewhere in the universe?
A: I think so. I wonder if they have bread rolls... I hope monkeys don't destroy them...

Q: Did you ever consider that the point of your life is to serve as a warning of what not to do to everybody else?
A: That's ridiculous! Now, Nyamo, on the other hand...

Q: What in life is worth fighting for?
A: Bread rolls. And the defeat of Chiyo-chan's pigtails...

Q: *Waits till she falls asleep, then sets off an air horn right next to here ear. Then runs for it, while yelling* "That's what you get for scaring Chiyo-chan!"
A: *is startled* Who the hell did that! I'll get you!

Q: Why do you think you are fat? You are a very pretty and beautiful girl, Yomi, so don't be hard on yourself. Besides, if I had the chance, I'd go out with you in a heartbeat. *blush*
A: Thank you for the compliments, but I'm not beautiful...

Q: who's the smartest girl in the class?
A: Miss Osaka's brain can process things that most of you cannot comprehend, although because of this she seems stupid to most...

Q: what kind of cute things do you like?
A: Anything and everything cute...