Q: Your measurements suck. Nyamo rules. You're a lesbian.
A: *gasp!* How dare you! My measurements are brilliant, I'm much more beautiful than Nyamo, and I happen to like rich men, thank you very much!

Q: You actually understood what Nyamo was telling you at the summerhouse while she was drunk?!
A: Yes.

Q: I thought Maya was a boy?!
A: We're still not sure.

Q: Hey let's go to america and step on dog poop together!
A: Ehhh.. dog poop smells. I don't think we should step in it. Unless we want to become Americans. They step in dog poop all the time.

Q: I'd buy you flowers but you probably don't like that cutesy stuff. How bout a mountain bike? By the way, I guarantee you I could keep up with you running :D
A: A mountain bike?! Cool!!

Q: Do you like badtz maru?
A: Yes, it's very cute.

Q: Hey school marm, need some help with your bicycle chain?
A: Yes, damn chain! I haven't been able to ride my bicycle since! Could be due to the fact that I left it on the side of the road, but no! It's the chain's fault!

Q: why do you stay with him? is it for the kids?
A: She loves me!

Q: that's so cool that you're reading the origin of species. so that would make you a mutation then, due to your high intelligence and freakish pigtails. Do you think you'll survive long enough to pass on your genes? how about your classmates?
A: I hope so! I think we'll all survive to pass on our genes. Anouuu... except maybe Osaka-san. ^_^;;

Q: what the hell does "everyday the temptations of soft fluffy wheat" mean?
A: You got me. Damned if I know.

Q: where's the beef?
A: In the cow.

Q: Why do you think you're fat? I think you're beautiful...
A: Thank you! Why does everyone keep asking about my weight? Everyone else must thinking I'm fat too! It's time for a new diet plan!

Q: Will you marry me? I have lots of cute pets, including cats
A: *contemplates* May I just come over to visit?

Q: Why don't you just be content with your wife??? Can't you see what you have in front of you is a blessing! You sick bastard!
A: I love my wife, but I also love high school girls. *jaw drop*

Q: marry me?
A: Why do I keep getting marriage invitations from strangers?

Q: Who is meaner, the vice-principal or your University lecturers?
A: The vice-principal.

Q: BREAD ROLLS!! i love bread rolls, don't you? I've made a secret storage with lots of bread rolls!
A: *eyes widen* May I live with you?

Q: Psst...do you know Kaorin likes you? In that special way? ;-)
A: Everyone says that...

Q: You do realize what happens to molestors in prison, right?
A: I'm not a molestor.

Q: whats good morning in kansai dialext
A: Ohayo-san, but I can speak standard...

Q: I don't understand why Tomo thinks you're fat. Does anyone else think you're fat?
A: Yes, everyone thinks I'm fat. *sniff*

Q: Has anyone ever told you that you look like a refugee from a Go-Nagai flick?
A: No!

Q: Um, would you like to go on a date with me? *is shy*
A: Err, okay... what's your name?

Q: If you had a chance to switch places with Chiyo - becomming small and cute, and her becomming tall and sexy - would you do it?
A: Yes, I would love to be small and cute like Chiyo.

Q: Are you a moaner or a screamer?
A: Ohohoho! I don't think that's any of your business. ^_~