Q: Now that you've gotten upstaged by all your more well-known classmates, creatures (real and imagined), and teachers (even the pervy one), doesn't that make you want to go "battle royale" on your school?
A: Wow, someone asked me a question! *^_^* Err... no?

Q: Why bother wasting your time with diets when you could always use the tried and true method of sticking a finger down your throat?
A: Ech, I could never do that!

Q: How tall are you?
A: *sigh* Taller than everyone else...

Q: Do you like horses?
A: I'm an expert rider! I can tame any wild horse!

Q:How many times has your driver's licence been revoked?
A: Never!! Well, I guess there was that one time... oh, and when Nyamo and I... plus the time with that kid.

Q: Ever thought about going to a Furry Convention?
A: Are there lots of animals there?

Q: Can we go running together sometime?
A: I guess, but you better keep up!

Q: I heard Ayu has hired someone to kill you because you dared to compare yourself to her. Have fun dying, baka.
A: Please, I'm just as beautiful and talented as she is! I'll challenger her!! I can't lose!

Q: Two words that end with "gry" are hungry and angry. In the english laguage, there are 3 words. What is the third word?
A: Language.

Q: Bad news. Your wife finally got that tumor out of her brain and wised up so she ran away with me and your daughter hates you. Since you don't really need your wife, you'll be fine without her, right?
A: My wife would never leave me!

Q: Do you have any favourite video games?
A: Shh, don't tell anyone, but I like DDR.

Q: Are worms bugs?
A: No, they're annelids. Bugs are arthropods.

Q: I would advise against coming to america. It is a fascist, stupid place that hates foreigners.
A: But where will I study?

Q: Are you afraid the authorities will take maya away from you cause she's endangered? (no i'm not one of "them")
A: *bites lip* But Maya would not survive in the wild without her mother.

Q: cologne (shriveled old lady from ranma) is taking pictures of you in your underwear and swimsuit. See, not so funny when it happens to you huh?
A: *poses*

Q: You do realize you're NOT OVERWEIGHT right? You'd better relax or you're going to end up a bulimiac. Jeez in america I know 13 year olds who are twice your weight.
A: Really? Maybe I should take a little break from dieting. Oh, but then I'll never have the perfect figure...

Q: What would you do if i flashed my boobs at you? I'm a high school girl ^^
A: *jaw drop*

Q: Do you like monkeys????
A: Little ones, yes.

Q: Why was your maid a penguin?
A: My maid isn't a penguin. ;_;

Q: Do you like kung fu films?
A: Yes.

Q: I wasn't the one that called Dragonball Z lame, but it's become real trendy and stupid. I agree it's lame now, but there are other animes that have more action. Why not watch that?
A: Give me some suggestions, then!

Q: Since you said that you would go out with me even though I'm a bum, please join me in my cardboard box mansion full of stray cats! I'll steal us dinner? Deal?
A: Stray cats... *dreamy expression* Oh, but stealing isn't a good idea.

Q: So I'm in love with you. What am I supposed to do now??
A: Uhhhh. I think you're supposed to buy me flowers or something. But who are you?

Q: Though I know that you don't need my help, I'll do anything in my power to protect you from that evil pervert Kimura. Please accept me as your official body guard!
A: Thank you!! *cling*

Q: how come you have such wonderful breasts?
A: *blushes*