Q: What are you reading currently?
A: Darwin's "Evolution". ^^

Q: You really are an american, aren't you? No japanese high schooler is as busty as you.
A: Busty?! I'm 100% Japanese, for you information.

Q: are worms bugs? but if worm are bugs then what are snakes??
A: Worms are annelids! Snakes are reptiles!

Q: Because you're so cute I shall be your female bodyguard but if I get killed please run away.
A: Thank you! ^^

Q: Dragonball Z is a lame show. Why watch it?
A: Action action action!

Q: How much would you give me for naked pics of the girls?
A: I would give you an A+ in my literature class.

Q: I've burnt your secret chamber! Let's fight.
A: *shrieks like a girly man and runs*

Q: Chiyo's dog is in love with you!
A: Uhhh... who are all of these weirdos?

Q: Kagura says your a pumpkin head. Is that true?
A: Pumpkin head?!? My head is beautiful!! Kagura is the one with a head shaped like a melon!

Q: Are you on diet or what diet are you making right now?
A: I'm trying a high protein diet. I haven't eaten bread in a week! I hope it works.

Q: Tomo said you were in bed with her. Is that true?
A: What has Tomo been telling you?! Only when we were children. Tomo used to wet the bed!

Q: Can you show me some cool places in Tokyo?
A: Ask Nyamo. I'm too busy sleeping.

Q: Let's drink some beer..no sake and then you'll teach me how to drive okay?
A: Ah ah ah! No drinking and driving!

Q: What's the secret of your beauty and why hasn't there been any decent man for you despite your beauty?
A: Well, thank you! *blushes* I think Yukari is scaring all of the decent men away with her obnoxious drunk routine.

Q: Can you teach me how to be better in sports?
A: Sure!

Q: Do you have any hobbies other than dreaming about sweet Sakaki?
A: I'm in the astronomy club!

Q: I've got this great nude pic of Sakaki. How much do you pay for this?
A: *regains consciousness* S-Sakaki-san... n-n-nu... *faints again*

Q: I did as you told me but unfortunally I always sink. Am I doing something wrong? I wish I could swim like you!
A: I'm sorry to hear that. Osaka-san has the same problem. Perhaps the two of you should take swimming lessons from Kurosawa-sensei.

Q: Any hints on running faster?
A: Spread our your arms like an airplane or a giant bird.

Q: Let's cut off Chiyos pig-tails! they are frightening me.
A: Yes, let's do that. But will Chiyo-chan be disappointed when she can't fly anymore?

Q: Are you really that young or are you just someobody who looks young but is incredibly old?
A: I'm really young! Why doesn't anyone believe me? ._.

Q: Are you a doll?
A: No! ;_;

Q: *beep beep* wrong! When snow melts it becomes spring! Haven't you seen Fruits Basket?
A: Sorry! ^_^;; I haven't had time to watch any anime since I started high school.

Q: I like pie. But only Cherry and Chocolate Creme pie. Do you like pie? I like pie. Cake is good too. I like cake.
A: Good. I like pie and cake and bread rolls too.

Q: What becomes of snow when it melts?
A: It turns into water.