Q: Don't you like boys at all?
A: Not if they're like Kimura-sensei... *shudder*

Q: Does your mom know that you like girls?
A: Like girls? *nervous laugh* What are you talking about? Sakaki-san and I are just friends!!

Q: How long have you been friends with Kaorin?
A: Since junior high.

Q: Your energetic lifestile changed me completely, though i'm male and 21 years old i just act like you, making fun of my friends and teammates at work all the time, they'd like to kill me, but i don't mind. They're just stupid and don't even have the foggiest idea what fun is all about. You're the only one who can understand that. So tell me, what's the next step to be more like you, Tomo-sensei?
A: Build me a temple of worship, and we'll talk!

Q: Why did you choose Yomi to be your friend for a lifetime?
A: Because I'm much prettier than she is, and when we go out together everyone will automatically be drawn to my beauty because it's such a contrast from Yomi's ugliness.

Q: I don't care if i don't understand it, but please teach me some words of your Tomoglish language!
A: Have you changed your name to Tomo yet?

Q: You live in a haunted house where your parents died unhappily. it only looks normal because you are not aware that there are actually zombies and other undead things behind your back. Even your beloved dog is a zombie dog!
A: *shrieks!* No, Tadakichi, no!!

Q: If you were born as a man, what would be your first thought?
A: Look at how handsome and athletic I am!

Q: Ever wondered why you still are fat despite your obssion for diets? It's simple, there's something inside of you but it's not as cute as a baby. It's evil!
A: What are you talking about? *sob* You sound like Osaka!

Q: You're surrounded by sexy undead schoolgirls. they are dead but they don't look dead. What'cha gonna do?
A: Are you sure they're dead?

Q: If Sakaki really stole your height, you will never be able to reach the fruits on an apple-tree! Watcha going to do??
A: Anou... I don't think Sakaki-san is really capable of stealing my height. ^__^;

Q: *kick* don't hurt my dear Sakaki you fiend!
A: Mrow! *bites*

Q: if you really feel the urge to have sex in school, would it be with a student, a teacher, a broom or your dildo you keep in your pocket?
A: Pig!! *bashes him over the head with a text-book*

Q: What's the diffrence between a knife, a gun and a remote control?
A: I don't think Yukari-sensei likes knives. Then what does she use to chop her vegetables? Maybe she does it with her teeth...

Q: Wahts your obsession with Chiyos pig-tails? you want them, you need them,you love them?
A: Chiyo-chan's pigtails are evil. One day I will rid the world of them and replace them with bread rolls.

Q: Bread-rolls rolls over the bread. do you understand?
A: I am in agreement.

Q: Are you secretly dating your dog?
A: What sort of a question is that? ;_; Of course not!

Q: Your dog loves you! he won't let you go untouched!
A: Yes, Tadakichi loves me very much. ^_^;

Q: Hey, Kaorin secretly likes you but she's too shy to admit it. That's the reason why she chooses Sakaki over you!
A: Ah, my sweet Kaorin. I knew we were meant to be together!!

Q: If you would be on a strange planet all alone with the girls and there's no other lifeform than you and the girls. What would you do if you have to stay there? Or would you die trying to get back to earth?
A: I would be a happy man.

Q:Were your grades good in school (or just good in sports)? Or is this the reason why you became a gym teacher? or is this the reason why you're so good in bed?
A: I had good grades in school and I was good in sports, unlike Yukari. And my, erm... intimate relations *blush* are really none of your business.

Q: I'd like to perform kama-sutra on you! Get ready coz here I come!
A: Erm... *runs and hides*

Q: I saw a dirty picture of you. I saw you and 3 males making *peep*. Is that true?
A: No, of course it's not true!! *blush*

Q: Will you have a drink with me? Don't worry I'm an adult and mean no harm to you. I just want to talk to you.
A: Ah, sure. ^_^;

Q: You're a wild tiger in bed but Nyamo's much better!
A: No way, I'm much better than Nyamo!! ...Wait a second. How did you know that, you little brat?!