Q: Next time you get a haircut, you should go bald. It would suit you well.
A: Bald? I don't think so. But if anyone could pull it off, it would be me!!

Q: Since everyone keeps calling you Osaka, do you ever forget your real name?
A: See below.

Q: Out of all the girls, who do you think is a good role model?
A: Anou... I think they all have their... special qualities. ^_^;;

Q: How do you deal with Yukari and her antics?
A: I try to humour her, but most of the time it doesn't work. That's when I start drinking too.

Q: So what's it like to warp young minds on a daily basis?
A: Surprisingly unfulfilling.

Q: So, what do you plan to do when Nyamo get's a good man before you?
A: AHAHAHAHA! Nyamo get a good man before me? Nice joke!!

Q: Have you considered being more subtly in you perversions? Girls won't run in terror from you if they think your normal.
A: What is this subtlety you speak of?

Q: So how many potential boyfriends has your friend Yukari driven away?
A: *sigh* I've lost count.

Q: What would you do if you found out Sakaki disliked you?
A: N-nani? *lip begins to quiver* Sakaki-san...!! *bursts into tears*

Q: Why do you put up with Tomo?
A: Like I said before, blackmail.

Q: Do you consider Chiyo-chan to be the little sister you never had?
A: *blush* I wish I had a sister like Chiyo-chan.

Q: What's the longest you've ever managed to sit still for?
A: Eight hours every night!

Q: Dosen't it bother you that everyone calss you Osaka, and dosen't use your real name?
A: Real name... *ponders* Do you remember it?

Q: Do you ever feel that your growing up to fast?
A: No way! I still feel like a child... I wish I was bigger like Sakaki-san.

Q: Who gave you a license to drive?
A: Are you implying that I'm driving illegally?

Q: Are you that kind of girl who'd say "I'd rather be a sl*t than an uptight b*tch!"?
A: I'd rather be Queen of the Universe!

Q: Did you know that you're just a cartoon character?
A: Cartoon character? What are you talking about? I'm real..!

Q: Yukari won't tell me her measurements, but what about you? Are you as prude as Yukari in those things?
A: I don't blame her, I don't really think it's any of your business. *blush*

Q: Do you realize why Nyamo's so popular with the students? It's because she's a nice and gentle person, don't you agree?
A: What are you talking about? Nyamo? Popular? Kids don't like that nice and gentle crap!! They love me!! Tanizaki Yukari, teacher of teachers!!

Q: What's that story about that "love letter" in your school days with Nyamo?
A: Ohohoho, I think I'll keep that one to myself for now. ^_~

Q: Can you even imagine an evening without any booze?
A: That's too depressing to even contemplate.

Q: Do you even have a driver's license? You drive like an assassin on drugs.
A: Of course I do! You don't think I'd drive around without a license like some sort of criminal, do you?!

Q: How long could you drive a hot-air balloon with your power of the yawn?
A: Until monkey world domination.

Q: I don't think a diet is the right way to lose weight, what about doing sports with Kagura?
A: *firm nod* I've taken up marathon running.

Q: How many times did you tell Tomo to #&$* off and she was still there?
A: *sigh* You have no idea... I don't think she understands the meaning of the phrase.