Q: Why didn't you get a full tan? It looks more natural...and sexy...^_^
A: What, do you expect me to swim naked or something? Wait, don't answer that.

Q: Would you marry Yomi-chan?
A: No way!!

Q: Sa...Sakaki-san...*offers a bunch of cute gits and another cat* Kaorin desu...Please marry me...!
A: *shakes head* You're not Kaorin. But you have cats... *blush*

Q: Are you related to Mitsumi from Love Hina in some way or another?
A: I only have one cousin. She still lives in Osaka. Does that mean her name is Osaka too? What does that make me? *ponders, then gasps* There are lots of people who live in Osaka! Are they all called Osaka? Aaaaah. My head hurts.

Q: You are soooo fly...! (That means your beautiful...)
A: Fly? Uh, thank you!

Q: Why do people ignore you so much? *hugs* You poor, poor girl...I love you...
A: Aah, thank you!! *^_^*

Q: I am Sakaki...I heard about your feelings for me...Marry me Kaorin-chan
A: You're not Sakaki-san!

Q: Let's play volleyball so I can hit you in the head with the ball like you did with Chiyo, you brat!
A: HA! I think not! I'm the best volleyball player in the school!!

Q: Hey let's go do some drugs and get in trouble with the school!
A: Nah. Lacks... finesse.

Q: Hey little girl want some candy???
A: I'm not a little girl! I'm a high school student! Call me Mihama-sempai!

Q: I've got my eye on you, Chiyo's dad.
A: And I have my eye on you.

Q: Hey, is the webmaster cute?
A: I've never met her. But I know she's young and female, so she's my type! *jaw drop*

Q: Lupin called. He told me to tell you he hates you.
A: *shrieeeeeeeeeeeek!*

Q: You are so cute! Stop getting your head hit or else you might get brain damage! If you want, I can protect you!
A: Aah, thank you. ^_^,,v,

Q: Will you help me eradicate world poverty and hunger?
A: *firm nod* Yes!

Q: What did you think of Nyamo's "girl talk" at the vacation house?
A: Oh, that was just typical Nyamo. She's such a pervert!

Q: Do you believe in God?
A: That's kinda personal, and I'd rather not answer.

Q: What's the way to your heart?
A: I like roses. And chocolate. No, wait... no chocolate. Fat-free chocolate substitute.

Q: Once you attain one of these highschool girls, what exactly do you plan to do to them, you freak?!
A: *jaw drop*

Q: Which do you prefer? Older or younger men?
A: Err... I prefer people my own age. *blush*

Q: Hey wanna be my breakdance partner?
A: Breakdancing? I don't think I know how to do that.

Q: Have you ever thought that your relationship with Tomo is similar to your sensei, Yukari and Nyamo? Does it worry you that you might somehow end up being in Nyamo's position?
A: Hmm. But Nyamo-sensei is cool and thing, and everyone likes her!

Q: What would you do if you became the president of America?
A: Create a giant banana donut.

Q: Did you ever know that your my hero?
A: *poses* Thank you.

Q: If you don't believe Sakaki stole your height...why were you so concerned to get it back?
A: *hides* You're confusing me. ;_;