Q: If i'd wear a cat costume all day would you be my girlfriend?
A: Cat costume? All day? *firm nod*

Q: Do you like Kimura sensei?
A: Kimura-sensei likes bloomers. I don't like bloomers. I think they're too bunchy. We should have P.E. naked. Then everyone would be free and happy. But it might get cold and people could get frost bite.

Q: Have you ever had sex?
A: Of course I have! What, you think I'm an inexperienced woman like Nyamo?! Lots of men find me attrative, I can assure you! I've had plenty of--ohohoho! But that's none of your business, isn't it? A lady never tells. ^_~

Q: Kaorin loves you although she won't admit it. What do you intend to do?
A: Kaorin? eh? She's a sweet girl, but I prefer the company of cats.

Q: If Kagura is your last name, what is your first name?
A: My first name is none of your business, bonkler!

Q: I stole your height! How can I return it to you?
A: Are you sure you're not Osaka in disguise?

Q: Would you like to have sex with an animal lover?
A: *blushes like mad*

Q: Can I name my kitten after you?
A: I would be honoured.

Q: Do you adore Sakaki more than you'll admit?
A: A-adore? I admire Sakaki-san, but, but-- *blush* I LOVE YOU, SAKAKI-SAN! PLEASE MARRY ME! I mean--aieeeeee! *runs off wailing*

Q: So what exactly did Minamo-sensei tell you at Chiyo-chan's summer house after she got drunk?
A: Crazy girl stuff that made no sense! If you ask me, I think Nyamo has a drinking problem. Even though I'm not technically experienced in that area, I could still beat Nyamo at adult story-telling!

Q: Why were you pinching your left nipple after you raised your hand to suggest if you could play water polo?
A: Ehh. Water polo is exciting. But why aren't there horses? Horses can swim, but they're not allowed in the pool. Why? Is everyone afraid they would fart in the pool?

Q: How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
A: Anou... I don't think I've ever counted!

Q: Why do you think Yomi is fat?
A: Cause she's a big ol' fatso!! Hear that, Yomi?! Faaaaat!

Q: You should have joined the kendo club.
A: I don't like kendo. It isn't very cute like ballet.

Q: What are your thoughts on bilingual education in the United States of America?
A: Bi-lii--goooo... what the hell are you talking about?!

Q: How come your mom called you Kaori?
A: Kaori is my real name! Kaorin is just a nickname.

Q: What is your grade in Language? Math?
A: A++++ I am a secret super genius. Shh, don't tell Chiyo-chan.

Q: Are your pigtails removable?
A: Have you been talking to Osaka-san again? �.�

Q: What's your last name?
A: Kagura is my last name, doofus!

Q: Have you ever had sex?
A: *blush* None of your business!

Q: Did you know that Kaorin has a crush on you?
A: Ehh... crush? *blank look*

Q: Why is your mouth always open?
A: So I don't choke on my own drool!

Q: My Siamese cat just has a bunch of kittens. Would you be interested in one?
A: YES! I mean, ah, yes please, thanks.

Q: Why did you become a teacher?
A: Cause I like high school girls and stuff!!

Q: Why do you like Sakaki so much?
A: Sakaki-san is so cool! She's so smart and athletic and beaut--cool! *blush*