Q: have you ever killed anyone trying to wake people up
A: Why would I be? *dazed* For some reason everyone made sure to wake up before me at the last slumber party at Chiyo-chan's house. Ah...I miss Chiyo-chan's kotatsu so much now...

Q: Where can I buy a yuukata like yours? (I'm dressing up as you for Halloween)
A: The one I have was actually a gift from my grandmother so I would not know where to find one like mine. I am sorry I can not help you.:(

Q: Do you think snakes are cute?
A: Maybe baby snakes? I do not have any fondness for the rest of them.

Q: What would you look for in a boyfriend?
A: That is a bit difficult to answer. Probably if he is the opposite of Yukari then we could get along.

Q: Do you think the most dangerous thing in the world is an elephant on a shark, trampling and eating everything they see?
A: I thought sharks need water to live? Unless they are really mammals in disguise... I smell a conspiracy.

Q: There's no way you could be Fujiko, yours breasts are too small...
A: What did you say?! They are still developing so I'm trying my best to be like Sakaki-chan!

Q: So tell me, how did you manage to marry such a wonderful woman?
A: She was just one of the many women to fall for my charm and good nature.

Q: Why don't you kick Yomi's ass?
A: As fun as that sounds but then she probably won't let me copy her homework anymore. What a bore she is!

Q: Will you get with me? If not you, then what about Kagura?
A: Since I don't know you I'll pass you on to Kagura! Hey Kagura! There's a message for you!

Q: Will you get with me? If not you, then what about Kagura?
A: *reads question* Bleh, I don't want something like this! You can have it back Tomo!

Q: Will you get with me? If not you, then what about Kagura?
A: What the!? You can't just send this back to me! You two probably would be a better match since you have such large breasts...

Q: Will you get with me? If not you, then what about Kagura?
A: *embarassed* They have nothing to do with this! Why do you keep bringing them up?!

Q: Will you get with me? If not you, then what about Kagura?
A: I know! Let's put the message in Yomi's mailbox! What a riot it'll be! Hahahahaha!

Q: Will you get with me? If not you, then what about Kagura?
A: *checks mailbox* What is this... TOMO!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STOP PUTTING YOUR GABAGE IN MY MAILBOX?!?!

Q: Will you get with me? If not you, then what about Kagura?
A: Runaway!!! *dashes off*

Q: Do you need your glasses?
A: Not really but they do help my eyes focus on certain "things" while peeping.

Q: You resemble more like Misato from Evangelion than Excel. What do you think?
A: HA! I think they more so resemble ME! Not the other way around.

Q: Kimura-sensei, I have seen the light, I am inspired by your perversion, please gide me, and teach me your ways of perversion, and let me call you master!
A: Another follower? Meet me at the swimming pool at 1:00PM to begin your trainning young one.

Q: If Chiyo-chan is Osaka's best friend, who's yours?
A: Are we not allowed to have more than one best friend in life? Chiyo-chan is very precious to me as well.

Q: Why do you think you are Kimura's favorite?
A: If I knew I would do the exact oppositive. Why am I the one to have to be given such a fate?