Q: Osaka, are you working in Microsoft?
A: Um... I'm kinda soft, but I'm not small enough to be micro...

Q: Why do you like cats so much?
A: Cats are small and very cute... *blush*

Q: *_* KAORIN-CHAN! *clings*
A: Eek... Sakaki-san! Please help!

Q: I think you're pretty...
A: Pretty what? I'm pretty lots of things...

Q: Have you ever met someone named Happosai? I think you'd get along pretty well
A: Is this person a highschool girl?

Q: Can you speak all the languages in the world?
A: Yo is universal.

Q: *speaking English* Hello.
A: I'd have to give you a C+ for your pronunciation...

Q: *gives cute baby seal plushie* Here, a gift for you *gets nervous*
A: *Blush* Thank you, I'll always treasure it.

Q: *points* Look over there. *points in opposite direction* Now look over there *points in the first direction again* Now over there
A: I'll be the first to get it! *Runs over there* *Runs in opposite direction* *Runs back over there* What was my time?

Q: I bet crocodiles would like to eat, er, I mean meet you
A: Aiee! Sakaki-san, Sakaki-san! Please make the scary man go away!

Q: Ya keep pushin' me and i'll scrap you 'long with the aliens!
A: Aliens!? Sounds like a job for Interpol! I'm on the job!

Q: So, why exactly do you hate Sakaki
A: *grin*
*chomp*

Q: Are you killing people in their dreams, like freddy krueger?
A: Yo! Freddy has nothing on me...

Q: Have you ever met Yotsuba?
A: Yotsuba? Who's Yotsuba? Certainly not my green-haired body double...

Q: By any chance did you hear the wallaby talking when Kokoro Kosaka visited your first year culture fest?
A: No... I only heard a kangoroo...

Q:Have you ever thought that the reason why cats bite you all the time when you try to pet them is that you're just really tasty?
A: No...
A: Maybe Sakaki-san is really catnip...

Q: Are you pigtails Evil pigtails??
A: You've been talking to Osaka-san, haven't you! No, my pigtails are just hair!

Q: Are you a cat lover
A: Of course...

Q: What is the meaning of life?
A: Life means something is alive.

Q: Sakaki thinks of you as her little sister, you know!
A: Sakaki-san is very nice to me! ^_^

Q: Can I have a pair of your socks?
A: Why do you want my socks?

A: Baka, hentai!!! *smack*

Q: why don't you just say that you like cute and furry things and get it over with? that way everyone can see the real you! as everyone always says people should be.
A: *blush* I... I... don't know...

Q: What happened to the cat doll you made? Can I have it?
A: I will make you one, if you promise to care for it properly...

Q: Why can't you normally drive a car?
A: I can drive a car perfectly fine! People just keep getting in the way! It's their own fault!

Q: Can you train me to be athletic, like you?
A: Ok... Get those feet moving! Time for a midnight jog!