Q: Have you beat Chiyo-chan at anything yet?
A: Of course! Just today, I successfully answered more questions wrong than her!

Q: Hello there! Do you like to draw?!
A: I'm the best artist out there! Leonardo, Picasso, Raphael, They've got nothing on me!

Q: I know that you like cats VERY much, but why won't your parents allow you to,uhm, have one?(If you ask me I think that sucks because I already have two).
A: They're allergic to them. And you are very lucky to have two cats.

Q: Do you dream about turning into a catgirl?
A: It could make me cute... *sigh*

Q: What would happen if Chiyo-Chans pigtails took over the school?
A: A rebellion led by Yomi's glasses would begin.

Q: Did you ever stop to think maybe some guys like fat girls?
A: Are you saying I'm fat? And I thought that new diet was starting to work, too...

Q: Kaorin, i know how you feel when your beside Sakaki-san, and i admire Sakaki-san just like you, she so great and beautiful!!!!
A: *Glares* Stay away from Sakaki-san!

Q: Did you know that you're in an anime and a manga, and some manga-ka named Kiyohiko Azuma just made you up one day?
A: Actually, you're the one in the manga, I just read it yesterday! And if I were you, I'd avoid main street!

Q: Lets eat kamineko i have a special recipe yummmi
A: I can't let you eat a cat...

Q: I want to visit Osaka someday... cound I go to your house?
A: You could go to it, but I'm not there anymore... I don't live in Osaka...

Q: ::steals you money and runs away::
A: *Laughs* Do you think I really had any money?

Q: The cow isn't anywhere, the cow is in my mind. What about you?
A: The cow is... me! Moo.

Q: If you got to take over any country, but it can't be Japan, which country would that be and why?
A: I plan on taking over America once Chiyo-chan becomes president.

Q: Why are you so loud?
A: Because if I'm the loudest, I win!

Q: You can think of alot of stuff! How can I think that way?
A: Chase after the flying cockroach. Within it lies your answer.

Q: I like maids. Do you like maids too?
A: Only if these maids are high school girls.

Q: Do you want to ride in Yukari's car again?
A: Please! Please stop, Yukari-sensei! Look out! LOOK OUT! Please watch the road!

Q: Do you plan on telling Nyamo what she told the girls when she got drunk at Chiyo-chan's summer house or are you going to hold it over her head?
A: Ohohohoho... That all depends on how much it's worth to Nyamo!

Q: Hey my name is Tomo Chan too! So, can learn Tomoglish and join the Tomo Chan school?
A: Only if you can get me some bread in the next seven seconds... GO!

Q: Why are you so cool?
A: Because I just came in from the snow outside...

Q: If you had enough monkeys to blow up the world, would you still be able to rule the world even if there was no world to rule?
A: Yes! I would rule those monkeys with an iron fist!

Q: If a train leaves Okayama going southwest at 900 KM/HR, and another train leaves Tokyo going west at 10 KM/HR, how many chickens does Farmer Tokagowa have?
A: 10, but only if the moon is full, and he upgraded his chicken coop.

Q: Hey! I'm like, your bigest fan because i act totally like you! You are so right, you are better than Nyamo but why do people prefer Nyamo over you?
A: Who prefers Nyamo over me! WHO!

Q: do you think you will ever just buy a cat?
A: i don't have to, I have Maya. *Sigh*

Q: Are the dwarfs immortal? I'd never see a dwarf funeral...
A: I have never seen you... Are you real?