Q: Hi there, Kaorin! I'm Skuld, youngest of the Norns, Goddess of the Past, and the girl who gave Akane Tendo her beloved Mallet-sama. I'm here to give you your very own Mallet of Doom, which you can pull out of Hammerspace any time you need to whack Kimura for being a creepy pervert. Are there any special features you'd like with it?
A: Um, could you make it dispense cute stuffed animals?

Q: Hello, slimeball! I'm Skuld, youngest of the Norns, Goddess of the Past. I've just given Kaorin a Mallet of Doom, so she can beat you up whenever you try to get ecchi with her. Cower in fear, mortal! Bwhahahahaha!!!!
A: I fear no mallet. By the way, would you happen to be a high school girl?

Q: Do you know any ways to get a boyfriend?
A: I suppose you could build one, but you'd need an awful lot of Legos...

Q: Does your wife care or even know about your obsession with high school girls?
A: My wife loves me no matter what!

Q: Guess what...I think yomi secretely likes you! You like her too! I know! You CAN'T deny it! Don't fight it, invite it!
A: I guess even Yomi can't resist me!

Q: Well...you said you won't confirm or DENY it so....I know you like tomo! You have been found out! Now, go, and confess your deepest desires to her! Ah...young love....
A: What the hell are you talking about? *edges away*

Q: Meet your distant relative, zippy the pinhead.
A: Hello ^_^

Q: why dont you stop trying to pat they grey cat, its just going to bite you again?
A: Because every time I hope it's not going to...

Q: If the opportunity presented itself, and you knew you weren't going to be caught, would you have an affair with a rich student?
A: Why, do you know any?

Q: *worships at Nyamo shrine*
A: *sly look* You still owe me money... wasn't easy to get those panties, you know...

Q: KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A: BOOM! *laughs maniacally*

Q: *glares and points at u* No! You should stop dancing in the classroom!
A: *glares back* Who the hell are you?

Q: So....who's the guy ya had sex with? Was it good, o wise one? *nudges u with an elbow*
A: *turns bright red* ... I... *pokes fingers together* I wouldn't tell something like that to someone I barely know...

Q: Will you marry me? You're the woman of my dreams!
A: Aren't you being a little forward? Besides, *blushes* there's someone else I...

Q: what's your favorite food?
A: Anything that is healthy

Q: how much do you weight(sic)?
A: Such a tactless question...

Q: Why do you Tease Poor Chiyo Chan?
A: Teasing Chiyo-chan is fun! Let's go tease her now *goes to find Chiyo*

Q: how big are your boobs exactly??
A: *blushes* why would I tell you that?

Q: do you want me??
A: I want some bread rolls. Are you a bread roll? I hope you're not one of the lumpy ones, though. I don't like those.

Q: Can we be friends?
A: You're not that guy who wanted to feed me to crocodiles, are you?

Q: What do you think of your dad? Who do you resemble more, your mother or father?
A: My dad is just an average guy, and he gets overlooked a lot, like me. Both my parents are average, I guess.

Q: Okay, so you may not be very good at anything that requires speed or strength in high school sports - don't worry, you're only ten years old! Ever tried gymnastics? I think you'd be brilliant. Did you enjoy cheerleading on Sports Day?
A: I've never tried gymnastics. ^_^ Maybe I should.

Q: Who is your dentist? Your teeth are fabulous.
A: I hone my teeth on the people I bite. Speaking of which, *bites*

Q: Why are you so competitive?
A: Competition is fun! I bet I can run to the other side of the room faster than you!

Q: What is it with cats biting you?
A: T_T I don't know...

Q: I'm a ninja. Would you hire me to kidnap Sakaki and deliver her to you?
A: *gasp* *_* You can do that?

Q: What is your family like?
A: Why are you asking?