Q: Hi
A: Hello.

Q: Hey Kagura! I'm the ever so popular...Motoko-san....can I have your autograph....
A: I'm always willing to give autographs to friends, but I've never heard of you.

Q: what's 2+2?
A: A math problem.

Q: What do you look for in a boyfriend?
A: I don't know these kinds of things. Let's ask an experienced person like Nyamo-sensei.

Q: Why your're so pedolicius
A: I'm not pedolicious, I just think really old people like Kimura-sensei are creepy.

Q: Go bonklers!!! We aren't blockheads!
A: But you aren't a Bonkrer!

Q: Take your bloomer out! We need this to win the race! Go for the juice!
A: GO TEAM SPIRIT! VICTORYYYYYY!

Q: Can I have sex with you? I'll give a lot of bread rolls for you.
A: I'm not that kind of turtle.

Q: I think you are harboring a forbidden love for Tomo! Is it true!?
A: I refuse to confirm or deny such a personal question--! I-idiot!

Q: can we be frinds im gril and im 12 yrs girl
A: I always like making new friends, but I won't be your friend if you're a bad person.

Q: can i ask you somthink well you see i just got a new kitty and its all white and i dont know wat to name it
A: :: shakes and blushes :: Do you have any pictures of it that I can buy...?

Q: some boy in my class likes you but hes a bas_**
A: Mother forbid me to ever date a bas, but I tried it once anyway. Bases are too fragile and easy to lose so we broke up.

Q: Have you ever had to bitchsmack people who won't give you the proper respect a smart but tiny sempai deserves?
A: Please don't use such language!!

Q: What is the ring tone on your cell phone?
A: It's a special one which I got for my secret missions! It plays a secret coded message which sounds like the Mexican Hat Dance. This is top-secret, so don't tell anyone!

Q: *Pats cat* You look so cute! .^o^.
A: :: grins wickedly and bites your hand ::

Q: My knife is bigger.
A: My knife is very sensitive and insecure, so please don't lord that fact over it.

Q: I am Peanut Butter Jelly who are you?
A: Back in Osaka, I knew a homeless person named Peanut Butter Jelly. He always referred to me as the Emperor Crab. If everyone here refers to me as Osaka, that makes me Osaka... but when he refers to me as the Emperor Crab, does that make me become the Emperor Crab...?

Q: Your Question Here
A: Your answer here.

Q: Do you think that Chiyo-Chan is competitive in sports
A: Maybe Chiyo's too worried about how she's doing to care about competing against anyone else...

Q: Did you know that you look tasty looking?
A: Thank you for noticing.

Q: Can I eat you?
A: Only if you share with me.

Q: *twitches nose* You smell bad, dontcha no that?
A: What!? I've already bathed today, you must smell Nyamo's stench from three rooms over!

Q: ::Laughs at you and points at you face just because I feel like it::
A: :: picks up a chair and beats you without mercy or pity with it just because I feel like it ::

Q: Can Chiyo-chan's pigtails self destruct?
A: Self-destruction is their last resort when their plan to control Chiyo fails; it's the reason I haven't started the full assault on them yet.

Q: Why are you so energetic??
A: It comes from my spirit and dedication! Don't give up your dreams!

Q: Why are you so energetic??
A: It's you again with the same question!! My answer is the same! And you can never make me change it!!

Q: Do you know someone's completely in love with me??
A: ...I'm happy for you... I wish someone loved me...

Q: ::Praises Nyamo shrine I made::
A: Don't forget who sold you of her personal stuff to you so you could make that shrine. You still owe me 10000 yen on all that!

Q: *dances*
A: Stop doing that in my classroom! :: scowls ::