Q: Does your car have airbags?
A: Why would I need aribags? I'm a perfectly good driver. If you ask me, those people who don't know to get out of my way need the airbags!

Q: Can I cuddle you?
A: *Chomp*

Q: What's your bust size?
A: That's a se-cret! Not that I'm ashamed or anything like that. Their actually quite... wait a second, am I in the right class this time?

Q: How I can separe de chopsticks correcttly?
A: You must focus your mind on the ostrich. Then, everything will fall into place.

Q: Sakaki says that you can dodge bullets! Is it true?
A: I don't have to dodge them.

Q: What do you think would benefit Tomo more: ten years of intense psychotherapy or a kick in the backside?
A: She'd probably need both...

Q: Can you teach how to make a origami boulder?
A: Compliment the origami to increase it's confidence and self-esteem.

Q: Boxers or Briefs?
A: I prefer neither. Especially on a high school girl.

Q: Do you like High School?
A: Yes! Everyone is very nice to me here.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: It must be able to chuck wood, or why would we call it a wood chuck... Or is it a guy named Chuck made out of wood? If it is, I don't think he would be able to move to chuck any wood...

Q: Is kagura your friend or rival?
A: Kagura is my friend...

Q: I want to marry your pigtails!!
A: My pigtails are not people! You can't marry them!!

Q: What... is the Airspeed Velocity of an Unladen Swallow?
A: It depends on the kind of food you're eating and swallowing.

Q: Hello Tomo, It's Steve again. My teaacher switched my computer class with spanish! And I suck at it! I can only say two things in spanish, Deritos and Armadillo because their already spanish words!!!
A: You should just transfer to Tomoglish... It's the language of the future!

Q: How cool do u think sakaki is?
A: Sakaki-san is the coolest person I know!

Q: Do you think that Chiyo-chan's Evil pig-tails could be could be converted the cause of Good? Maybe you should try talking to them
A: I cannot reason with the force of pure evil... They have Chiyo-chan as a hostage...

Q: How many laps is my midnight jog?
A: Start low, and try to increase the number whenever you can.

Q: Do you pick your nose?
A: You can't pick your nose, unless you are getting plastic surgery.

Q: Let's say you were stranded in the middle of America. How well do you think you would survive?
A: I'd be fine! My good looks, charm, and perfect English would see me married to one of those oil tycoon billionaires in no time! Nyamon, on the other hand would probably die cold and alone unless I came to save her!

Q: If Osaka claims that Chiyo-chan is her best friend, who is yours? (Best friends are ONE person per person!) n
A: Maya... *sigh*

Q: Why are you so smart?
A: Anybody could be smart! I just worked hard...

Q: How can you have a wife?
A: Because she is able to understand my needs and desires.

Q: Do you ever street race? Like in Initial D?
A: It wouldn't be fair to all the other drivers if I raced... I'd always win and they be distracted by my good looks.

Q: Oh no!!! Maya ate Tadakichi-san!!! Why?!
A: Tadakichi-san couldn't fit in Maya, and Maya would never do that.

Q: Who's your best friend?
A: I have lots of best friends!