Q: Care to give some advice?
A: A good yawn comes from the diaphragm.

Q: Do you have a best friend or any friends?
A: The girls are my friends!

Q: What number am I? I'm between 1 and 3 but I am not 2.
A: *shakes head* I don't know. I'm not good at word games.

Q: You know Santa Claus, the easter bunny, the tooth fairy and all that crap isn't real, right???
A: Of course!

Q: whats 9 +100+867 -263 times 6 to the 12th power??
A: Please ask Chiyo-chan.

Q: why are you soo cool? why did you move?
A: Cool... cool. I moved from Osaka to get my act together.

Q: Don't you think that your friends from elementary have a striking resemblance to Yukari and Nyamo sensei? And one of them is named Yuka?!?! Particularly the one that looks like Yukari?!?! EXPLAIN!
A: Anouuu... I think you're imagining things. ^_^,,v,

Q: Have you ever tried that "Hollywood Miracle Diet" drink?
A: No, where can I get it?!

Q: what's your secret?? what do you do and eat to get such big boobs??
A: *blushes furiously*

Q: I've been to Hokkaido on a plane.
A: Hokkaido is a wonderful place, don't you think?

Q: I'd love to drive in your car! Can you take me with you when you go to Chiyos again?
A: Finally, a willing subject--passenger! Yes!

Q: if your parents can't bear cats then why not to have a dog?
A: They are allergic to dogs too.

Q: You're the best Gym teach out there! I wish I could have you as my teach then I'll hug you!
A: Thank you! *blush*

Q: Will you help me and rescue Chiyo chan from her evil pigtails?
A: Yes! *firm nod* The pigtails must be beaten or Chiyo-chan will become evil too!

Q: You must look wonderful in a Yukata. Would you mind if you send me a pic?
A: Thank you. *blush* But who are you?

Q: can you speak a diffrent language than japanese?
A: I've invented my own language - Tomo-glish! Of course, I'm the only one who can speak it, but that's just because no one else is smart or beautiful enough!

Q: How come your so clever? I can't believe your actually studying, you must be on drugs!
A: Drugs are bad! *sniffle* But I do study! A lot!

Q: Are you in love with Osaka?
A: No... o-o;

Q: Are you afraid of german speaking people? You know they can speak english too!
A: What are you talking about? German people speak German, not English! I'm an English teacher, I should know!

Q: Would you go on a date with me?
A: Only if you have bread rolls. But they can't be cream rolls. They're too bumpy. But why?

Q: Chiyo why cant you just go away and go back to the grade you belong!? High School is no place for little girls! *huffs*
A: You're mean! ;_;

Q: Why you don't marry with somebody?
A: I just haven't met the right person yet. *sweatdrop* Honest!

Q: I don't think you are fat.
A: Thank you!

Q: Who would win in a fight? You, or Chiyo's dog?
A: Me, of course!

Q: What weighs more than a elephant but weighs less than a feather?
A: A sausage.