Q: What did you feel like when you found out Kimura was in the cat costume?
A: *shudder* Dirty...

Q: Are you even interested in boys?? You look like a lesbian to me.
A: Hey, I am not!!

Q: What occurs once in every minute, twice in every moment, yet never in a thousand years?
A: M!

Q: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: Errr... what's a woodchuck? ..Chiyo is the smart one.

Q: What goes around a house but doesn't move?
A: A fence? ^_^,,v,

Q: I'm a American. Can you help me?
A: AHAHAHAH! An American!! *laughs and points* No way!!

Q: Why is the sky blue?
A: Because it's not green.

Q: Do you have back problems?
A: No...

Q: Who's your favourite celebrity?
A: Hiramatsu Akiko! She has the greatest voice, don't you think?

Q: Why are you so mean to Nyamo?
A: Mean? AHAHA! That's what friends are for!

Q: Who do you like better? Yukari or Nyamo?
A: Nyamo has a drinking problem and she tells adult stories. So... Nyamo!

Q: Your dear Sakaki has a boyfriend who wears a cat costume all day! What do you intend to do?
A: What? WHAT?! Sakaki-san has a WHAT?!?! I'll fight for her and I won't lose..!!

Q: Help, Help...HELP ME!
A: Ehhh? What's the problem?

Q: I think your the best sensei out there. Can I hug you even if I'm a girl?
A: Thank you! Please do!

Q: You look like Xena with glasses!!
A: Thank you?

Q: Would you prefer it if the girls would make their exercises naked?
A: *faints at the thought*

Q: Why do cats bite you? If I were a cat I wouldn't bite you coz your so cute.
A: Thank you. But I still don't know why cats bite me.

Q: You are so cute! Can I strangle-hold you?
A: Eep! Please no!

Q: Do you ever plan to visit Las Vegas since you like to gamble so much?
A: Las-what? Just because I like to gamble doesn't mean I have a gambling problem! Nyamo! Have you been spreading that rotten gossip again!?

Q: Why are you so obsessed with Kaorin?
A: Because she's so pure and sweet and she looks good in bloomers! *jaw drop*

Q: Do you like birds?
A: Yes, baby birds are rather cute.

Q: Why do cats bite you?
A: *tears up* I don't know...

Q: Could you blow up the world if you got enough monkeys?
A: Yes, it's my monkey world domination plan!! Destroy the world with monkeys!!! Then everyone would have to worship *me* because I said so!

Q: What's the most annoying thing that you always find in Tomo-chan?
A: Everything!! She's loud and rude and stupid--and she keeps telling everyone my childhood secrets!

Q: Could you blow up the world if you got enough monkeys?
A: No, only with bread rolls.