Q: I was in your room last night and found a hentai doujinshi! Are you perverted?
A: You found my--?! *ahem* Nyamo's hentai doujinshi!? That woman is such a pervert...

Q: Me again, the one who asked about the picture (and the Yukata)..I'm just an unimportant person who likes you but I'm female *cry* now you hate me *runs away*
A: I don't hate you! Please don't cry!

Q: I've seen you walking hand in hand with kimura sensei!! What do you intend to do?
A: Kimura-sensei?! He's a dirty old man..!!

Q: What becomes of snow?
A: Men collect it from the streets and make it into snow-cones. Shh, beware of the yellow ones.

Q: You look so much cooler without your glasses. Please take em off.
A: I need my glasses to see. �.�

Q: You resemble Naru from Love Hina!
A: Really?! You think so?

Q: Since you're such a genius..have you got any knowledge of other languages besides english and japanese?
A: I know a bit of latin, but I'm afraid that's all.

Q: I want to learn your Tomo-glish. What must I do to learn it?
A: You must change your name to Tomo and get your hair cut just like mine! Come back when you've done that.

Q: BEWARE..Osaka is trying to wake you up with a frying pan and a knife!
A: Uh oh! Osaka-san can be pretty scary sometimes... sometimes I wonder if her brain is all there.

Q: If germans speak german and americans speak english only what am I then? I speak both...
A: Crazy and delusional!

Q: Sensei! Have you been ever to another country?
A: No, I've lived in Japan my entire life.

Q: You invited me to drive with you! When will we drive to Chiyos?
A: Next weekend! I'll call in sick and have Nyamo cover for me!

Q: Be careful Chiyo, I heard that there's a horror tooth fairy out there, who kills little children...XD
A: Eeep--!! Why does everyone tell me scary stories? ;_;

Q: What would you do if you awoke one morning from uneasy dreams and found yourself transformed into a gigantic insect?
A: I would fly through the window and eat a giant flower.

Q: Why do you like Kimura-sensei?
A: My wife loves me because I'm a caring and sensitive man.

Q: Why are you so bloody stupid?
A: STUPID?! I'm not stupid!!!! You're just too dense to see how intelligent I really am!

Q: would you go on a trip to America with me? we could watch people stepping into dog poop!!
A: Ehh, I don't know. American is full of tiny Chiyo-chans.

Q: How do you do it without getting fired?! You know what I'm talking about!
A: It's a se-cret!

Q: Why are you mean on here but other places you're nice?
A: See below.

Q: What do your parents do for a living?
A: I already told you, my father is a lawyer who helps people! *^_^* My mother stays at home and looks after me.

Q: Ever think about going into game designing? Your unique way of seeing things would make you a natural for surreal puzzles.
A: Unique? Everyone else tells me I'm slow... "Osaka, you're too slow to play games..." But I can. I like word games.

Q: Kaorin doesnt like you. Leave her alone you freak!
A: Never...! She's just playing hard to get!

Q: Do you take any medicine for your allergies?
A: No. *sneeze* I'm allergic to the medicine too. *sneeze*

Q: Why do you answer questions so mean? You seemed really nice especially when you helped that foreigner carry those bags. Was it all just fake? Please say it ain't so!
A: I'm not mean, I'm just sick of being hit on by creeps.

Q: Why are you so crazy?
A: I'm not crazy!! Just energetic!