Q: You're cute and I want to know if you'll have a boyfriend in the near future or if you intend on stalking Sakaki?
A: Thank you, but my heart belongs to Sakaki-san. *dreamy sigh*

Q: Shave or natural?
A: Shave!

Q: I challenge you to a duel! You have grossed the girls out too many times! Do you accept my challenge?!
A: I accept your duel. Wait one moment while I collect my--- *runs away and hides in a broom closet*

Q: Will you let me join the "we love Sakaki Club"?
A: You love Sakaki-san too?!? *jealous glare*

Q: You want to be Sakaki's rival but you always loose. Why's that?
A: HAHAHA! I'm just letting Sakaki win because she has such a fragile ego. *nervous laugh*

Q: If I was a caring, romantic, nice individual that had love for animals but looked like a bum and was dirt poor would you still go out with me?
A: *nod*

Q: Do you watch anime?
A: Sure! I love Dragonball Z, but I could kick their asses anyday!

Q: Do you have any cute animals?
A: No, I'm afraid I'm not allowed to have any animals in my building.

Q: Will you get me drunk and have your way with me?
A: Errrr.. what the hell?

Q: Did you find an explanation to the fart that wasn't yours that you smelled that one night??? It's very scary....it happened to me too!!
A: *eyes widen, then narrow suspiciously* I see.

Q: You're so cool! No wonder I like you so much! *stops crying and hug you*
A: Thank you! *blush*

Q: Let's go look at Tokyo's many worms!!
A: Okay! But first you must tell me... are worms bugs?

Q: Don't you find it scary that Kimura's daughter looks like you but yet he still gawks at you with that perverted look?
A: *shudder*

Q: Why are you so sweet?
A: Anou... ^_^;;

Q: Have you ever fallen in love?
A: I love bread rolls.

Q: What kind of person looks really beautiful but SERIOUSLY ugly?
A: Tomo-chan.

Q: i love yamamaya dont you? yamamaya is sooo cute are you going to keep maya?
A: *nod* Chiyo-chan is keeping Maya for me until I move into my own apartment.

Q: your nickname is Osaka. ok ok why do you want chiyo chans pigtails
A: Chiyo-chan's pigtails are evil. They're plotting to take over Japan and they already have Chiyo-chan's head!

Q: Would you play strip poker with me?
A: *blush* I don't even know you!

Q: If 1+1x1-1=1 how much is 2+2x2-2 ?
A: 251482136.75

Q: Do you like the cat or the penguin costume better?
A: I like the penguin costume better because it's my size! ^_^ Plus Kimura-sensei was in the cat costume... *cringe*

Q: Admit it! You're secretly in love with Sakaki and that's the reason why you're stalking her!
A: In love with Sakaki?! I think you're confusing me with someone else. �.� Sakaki-san is my rival, nothing more.

Q: Can you teach me how `to dog paddle?
A: Dogs dog-paddle. I can only Osaka-paddle. But Osaka-paddle doesn't work very well, because I always sink. I should become a corpse to float, but then I'd be dead and couldn't swim at all.

Q: Have you ever considered in moving out to your own appartment and then buy yourself a cat or dog?
A: *nods* I am going to do that when I begin at veterinary school.

Q: Do you like someone else besides Kaorin?
A: I like all high school girls. *jaw drop*